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In my latest effort to expand our client base I have registered with Elance – the online freelance market place. Whilst we have gained what appear to be a handful of genuine long term clients it has on a whole been a pretty dismal experience. The vast majority of Elance clients seem to expect everyone to work for $10 or less per hour and to be easily bullied into doing more work than is being paid for.

Amongst the greedy masses stand a few shining lights that never fail to generate a smile. Brightest of these is Valentino1124. He gives ‘grandiose’ a whole new meaning – now if only his budget matched his ideas. My favourite it the last one:

I Need Software Created That Will Write Papers For You

I Need Software That Can Add Facebook Fans, Youtube Views and Web Traffic

I Need Math Software Created That Will Help People

I Need Software Designed Like Adobe Creative Suite 5.5